It’s not really your birthday until your boyfriend rigs a party popper to your apartment door while you’re at work and it goes off like a gunshot when you get home and you almost have a heart attack.
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"I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."
Kim Jong-Il (1941-2011)
(Source: themorallycorruptfayeresnick)
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“One state under God.”
The new Texas license plate, in which some of the plate sales proceeds will go to a Christian-based anti-gang organization, is causing Rick Perry some controversy.
ew ew ew bring back the spaceship tags:
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i shit you not tumblr, there is a thing called a ‘sportula’ that exists, and apparently you can buy one at the Columbia Mall.
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sometimes when a grown woman still calls her father ‘daddy’ it makes me want to throw up all over myself
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